There’s a point when I know I’ve gone too far with a Noos. It’s when my mother says the following:
Noodle’s mum: “Well, you can’t even show that to me.”
Never fear, Ma! I’m gonna dilute the whole sordid incident by crafting a verbal sleight of hand. I’ll weave two stories together, thus forming a nubile soup of sexiness and dullness. It’ll make two boring stories more exciting!
By now, you’ve grown accustomed to me and my relationship with The Stupid. The Stupid is a blanket term for my actions, thoughts and deeds. The Stupid things I do. The Stupid things I think. The Stupid things I agree to do before I think.
Today’s The Stupid involves me agreeing to ride 42 miles on a bicycle as part of the Five Boro Bike Tour. Despite the fact that I have never ridden that far in my life. Despite the fact that my bike has been hanging on my wall since last summer and both the tires are flat as tacks. Read the rest of this entry »
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